This is an exciting novel written by Mike Batt, - telling the story of ERGO, a slug of medium size, who likes George Formby records and falls in love with a fairy called Elsie (known to him as 'Little Else'). Ergo is sure that their contrasting shapes will be a bar to their becoming romantically entwined...and he already has doubts as to whether he'll ever play the piano, as he has no hands. He becomes a great General, recruiting an army to fight against the Pigfrogs (who only come out at Christmas, to squash you just for fun -they don't even need the meat). The book is not yet published, but already there are plans for a radio series and a concept album... NOTE: COPYRIGHT EXISTS IN THE TEXT AND IMAGES. ALL UNAUTHORISED COPYING AND DISSEMINATION THEREOF IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED...YOU MAY HOWEVER DOWNLOAD OR PRINT A COPY FOR YOUR OWN USE AT HOME